Because I’ve studied minimalism recently, and just because I can because the match was a joke. We’re going to use the fewest amount of words possible to describe this.
Carroll falls over ball.
Cisse scores over Skrtel.
Cisse scores again.
Liverpool suck more.
Reina gets red carded.
Luckily, we did get the treat of seeing Jose Enrique in net though.
Now off to being the anti-suicide measures. My Sunday was a dismal day of planning.
Maybe something this week again.